They're a rotten crowd. You're worth the whole damn bunch put together.

joi, 31 ianuarie 2013

Megapostare cu scuze - Citeste-o macar!

Dear C/M,

First, I'm sorry for what I said about you that day. I didn't mean it. You're not ugly. You're beautiful. I was angry. I was frustrated. You know why. And when I'm frustrated, my mouth starts talking without even bothering to consult me. *Cough* C-asa te-a facut ma-ta. *Cough* Ai o fata de-mi sta ceasul. *Final cough*. This happens quite often, I know, and I'm sure it's annoying as fuck. And guess what's even worse? Out of vanity,  I never ever say I'm sorry until it's too late. Out of vanity, I begin listing arguments in favor of what I said. Out of that damn vanity that I'm always criticising in my Alfred Prize for Literature-winning novel, I always get into trouble. And I'm so sorry, but that's me. Well, that's a little evil part of me.

But wait, there's more. I'm sorry for asking for your opinion on things only to point out that I don't like it. I'm sorry for asking you to help me with all my stories. It's not your duty to do it, I know. I should write on my own, I know. I should never ask for someone's advice and then do things exactly in my way. I shouldn't be all like "BUBU HERE, BUBU THERE, BUBU EVERYWHERE!". I know you hate me for that. I know I have no serious problems with writing, I know I'm just lazy. I know the only advice I ever gave you for your stories was to kill off your main character. Not to mention a name which you were already using.

I'm sorry for continuously saying horrible things about you. It makes me feel better about myself. It reminds me of those times when we hated each other. Well, I hated you, I have no idea whether you hated me or not.  I don't miss hating you, I miss childhood. I miss the times when we were some innocent kids obsessed with school and innocent stuff.

I'm sorry for yelling and beginning to cry when you didn't give me the answers at the Chemistry test. Thank you for letting me balance those equations on my own. Honestly, I learnt some stuff from it.

Please, pretty please, beautiful/handsome please, gorgeous please, forgive me! I'm probably a bad friend, but deep in my wicked heart, I love you, and this love is bigger than mine and Matt Smith's noses combined.

Your donut,

PS: Thanks to everyone for the help. "Everyone" includes Mich, Blanket and some guys who won't read this anyway.

PPS: Cred ca am fost analfabeta rau, e 12 noaptea, da' nu conteaza, se intelege.

marți, 29 ianuarie 2013


2025 de vizualizari, va iubesc, lumeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                 ^Copil frumos, seamana cu ta'su, care-i mai frumos da' nu conteaza.

sâmbătă, 26 ianuarie 2013


Deci e noapte, iar nu scriu, cred ca v-ati si saturat de tampenia asta a mea cu scrisul, scuze. Nu de alta, da' e careva care s-a saturat si ne-am certat rau. Ma rog, ne-am certat din alte motive, da' nu mai conteaza, oricum era si asta pe-acolo. 
Maine (azi) e sambata, weekend, fericire, relaxare... S-ar putea sa vina si fratello cu chestiutele mele cu PSY, alias album, ciorapi(?) si ceva care seamana cu un servet (?). Bine, l-as intelege perfect daca n-ar veni tocmai de la Bucuresti pe vremea asta, da' in orice caz n-am rabdare.
La scoala a fost ok, in afara de partea in care n-am reusit sa terminam jocurile de carti in pauze. Tocmai cand incepusem si eu sa bat. 
M-am impacat cu ex-ul. Ma rog, cu fostul meu ex. Epic fail. 
Si ca sa contrasteze:

joi, 24 ianuarie 2013

marți, 22 ianuarie 2013

luni, 14 ianuarie 2013

200 Questions

Vad ca toata lumea face minunea asta, dau un search pe Google, dau copy/paste, ca mi-e lene sa traduc, asa ca asteptati-va la o englezo-romana veritabila. Iata. Mda, am postat-o din greseala.

200: My crush’s name is: Ok... first question. 200th question, actually. Greu, nu? Hai sa zicem ca n-am un crush acum. Sau hai sa zicem Dragos.
199: I was born in: 1998
198: I am really: Selfish. Prima chestie care mi-a dat prin cap. E de rau, nu?
197: My cellphone company is: Aici se presupune ca e Samsung sau fucking Vodafone?
196: My eye color is: Brown.
195: My shoe size is: 40-41. Mda, mirati-va in liniste.
194: My ring size is: M. Strangely. Am degete subtiri. 
193: My height is: 175 cm(?)
192: I am allergic to: Varza. Ocazional.
191: My 1st car was: Prima masina a alor mei de cand sunt in viata a fost un BMW parca.
190: My 1st job was: D'aia n-am si nici n-am avut.
189: Last book you read: Insurgent.
188: My bed is: Big.
187: My pet: Dixxy. And the fish(es).
186: My best friend: I've got more. Mainly Blanket and Dada.
185: My favorite shampoo is: Johnson's Baby. Nu, nu-l folosesc.
184: Xbox or ps3: PS3. Pentru ca am Xbox si am descoperit cu stupoare ca pentru PS3 se gasesc mai multe chestii.
183: Piggy banks are: Epic.
182: In my pockets: No pockets right now, sorry.
181: On my calendar: Niste gradini din Israel.
180: Marriage is: depinde cu cine.
179: Spongebob can: Light a fire under water.
178: My mom: watched The Hobbit with me yesterday.
177: The last three songs I bought were? I don't buy songs. I think I bought a Michael Jackson CD one day.
176: Last YouTube video watched: 

175: How many cousins do you have? Multi, ma, multi.

174: Do you have any siblings? Yup, older brother.
173: Are your parents divorced? No.
172: Are you taller than your mom? Yeah.
171: Do you play an instrument? I did. Piano. Long time ago.
170: What did you do yesterday? Went to Braila with mom.
[ I Believe In ]
169: Love at first sight: Asta-i grea. Nu, nu cred, de obicei se dovedeste a fi o prostie.
168: Luck: Yes. Harvey Dent style.  JK.
167: Fate: Neah.
166: Yourself: In mare parte.
165: Aliens: The Doctor all the way.
164: Heaven: No comment.
163: Hell: Idem.
162: God: Aha.
161: Horoscopes: No.
160: Soul mates: Da, normal. 
159: Ghosts: Nu.
158: Gay Marriage: Iii, da.
157: War: No.
156: Orbs: Dafuq?
155: Magic: No.
[ This or That ]
154: Hugs or Kisses: Kisses. Well, hugs. But kisses.
153: Drunk or High: Drunk.
152: Phone or Online: Adica?
151: Red heads or Black haired: Hard choice. 
150: Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes.
149: Hot or cold: Warm.
148: Summer or winter: Summer.
147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn.
146: Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate.
145: Night or Day: Day.
144: Oranges or Apples: Oranges.
143: Curly or Straight hair: Straight.
142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds.
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: White.
140: Mac or PC: PC. Da' la nervii pe care ii am pe PC mai am un pic si ma apuc de strans bani de-un Mac. Na, reformatarea e prea mainstream.
139: Flip flops or high heels: Ok, asta o sa vi se para ciudat, dar tocuri.
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Where's average and average? Come on, intelligent and rich.
137: Coke or Pepsi: Cola la doza, Pepsi la sticla, Pepsi la pet 0,5, Cola mai mare, Pepsi la dozator.
136: Hillary or Obama: Obama.
135: Burried or cremated: Cremated. No worms, thank you.
134: Singing or Dancing: Singing.
133: Coach or Chanel: A trebuit sa caut pe Google Coach, deci Chanel.
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Who?
131: Small town or Big city: Big City.
130: Wal-Mart or Target: Wal-Mart.
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Neither.
128: Manicure or Pedicure: Manicure.
127: East Coast or West Coast: East Coast.
126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Birthday. 
125: Chocolate or Flowers: Chocolate.
124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney.
123: Yankees or Red Sox: ?!
[ Here’s What I Think About ]
122: War: Bad, bad.
121: George Bush: Lol, Bush.
120: Gay Marriage: Iiiiiiii. 
119: The presidential election: Obama all the way.
118: Abortion: NO.
117: MySpace: Desertul deserturilor.
116: Reality TV: Naspa.
115: Parents: Depinde. Ai mei?
114: Back stabbers: Not nice.
113: Ebay: I don't use it.
112: Facebook: *Timmy's father's voice* Zuckerberg!
111: Work: I'm too lazy for my school, too lazy for my school...
110: My Neighbors: Manele la maxim cu geamurile deschise. Azi.
109: Gas Prices: Electric cars. Traiasca hibrizii.
108: Designer Clothes: Sincer, depinde de haine.
107: College: College!
106: Sports: -
105: My family: Sexy per total.
104: The future: Unpredictable.
[ Last time I ]
103: Hugged someone: Today.
102: Last time you ate: One hour ago.
101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: Between Xmas and NYE.
100: Cried in front of someone: Dunno.
99: Went to a movie theater: Yesterday. 
98: Took a vacation: Got a vacation. 21 December.
97: Swam in a pool: This summer. I'd bet on July.
96: Changed a diaper: never.
95: Got my nails done: June.
94: Went to a wedding: June.
93: Broke a bone: Never.
92: Got a peircing: -
91: Broke the law: Trecui pe rosu intr-o zi.
90: Texted: 10:42
[ MISC ]
89: Who makes you laugh the most: Blanket
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: Posters, mom.
87: The last movie I saw: The Hobbit.
86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: finishing GACB and (also) school.
85: The thing im not looking forward to: Simularile. Evaluarea nationala.
84: People call me: Googga, Gog, Gogz, Gogoasa, Tampi.
83: The most difficult thing to do is: Work.
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: Niciodata.
81: My zodiac sign is: Libra.
80: The first person i talked to today was: Mom.
79: First time you had a crush: Third grade. That little bastard.
78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: Dunno, I'm hiding stuff from everyone.
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: Two days ago.
76: Right now I am talking to: No one.
75: What are you going to do when you grow up: Research.
74: I have/will get a job: Yeah, I will get a job. That wasn't the questio,  was it?
73: Tomorrow: School again.
72: Today: Doua becuri functionale in toata clasa.
71: Next Summer: Quite busy summer.
70: Next Weekend: Nothing, I hope. Dada wants a "family" reunion and I'm really not in the mood.
69: I have these pets: Fish, Dogs.
68: The worst sound in the world: Scratching a blackboard.
67: The person that makes me cry the most is: Secret.
66: People that make you happy: Blanket, Dani, Dana, Mich.
65: Last time I cried: Last week on something related to Harry Potter.
64: My friends are: Blnkt, Dada, Chuck, Mich, Mimi...
63: My computer is: Currently a tablet.
62: My School: De la casa de cultura mai incolo.
61: My Car: Skoda Octavia nush de care.
60: I lose all respect for people who: are homophobic or extremely religious.
59: The movie I cried at was: HP 7.2
58: Your hair color is: Brown.
57: TV shows you watch: Doctor Who, Family Guy.
56: Favorite web site: StumbleUpon.
55: Your dream vacation: London. Just me.
54: The worst pain I was ever in was: Putting on my braces.
53: How do you like your steak cooked: Crispy.
52: My room is: Pink. Din pacate.
51: My favorite celebrity is: Alta grea. O sa trec peste actori, hai sa bagam creaturi mai profunde. Michael Jackson.
50: Where would you like to be: Londra.
49: Do you want children: Yes. Twins.
48: Ever been in love: Yes.
47: Who’s your best friend: Dada. Si Blanket.
46: More guy friends or girl friends: Girls.
45: One thing that makes you feel great is: Parasailing.
44: One person that you wish you could see right now: Bubu. He's not even real, I know. Long story short: Go, bubble!
43: Do you have a 5 year plan: Kinda.
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: No.
41: Have you pre-named your children: *blush* David and Julia. Maybe Edward, maybe Amelia...
40: Last person I got mad at: Chucky.
39: I would like to move to: Londra. Iar.
38: I wish I was a professional: Writer.
[ My Favorites ]
37: Candy: Maltesers.
36: Vehicle: Plane.
35: President: Sariti pe mine. Putin.
34: State visited: UK.
33: Cellphone provider: Vodafone is the only one I used. Well, I had an Orange, but I was really little.
32: Athlete: None.
31: Actor: Alta grea. Vecinu'( Johnny Depp), Heath Ledger, David Tennant...
30: Actress: Helena Bonham Carter.
29: Singer: Michael Jackson.
28: Band: The Beatles.
27: Clothing store: New Yorker.
26: Grocery store: Sainsbury's.
25: TV show: Doctor Who.
24: Movie: Memoirs of a Geisha, v-am tampit cu el. Bine, poate o fi totusi Harry Potter sau Star Wars.
23: Website: N-a mai fost o de-asta?
22: Animal: Monkey.
21: Theme park: Disneyland Paris.
20: Holiday: Halloween.
19: Sport to watch: Gimnastica.
18: Sport to play: Chess.
17: Magazine: National Geographic.
16: Book: Lasand la o parte nostalgia, MoaG.
15: Day of the week: Friday.
14: Beach: None... I suppose.
13: Concert attended: None.
12: Thing to cook: Marshmallows.
11: Food: Lasagna.
10: Restaurant: Pizza Hut.
9: Radio station: Magic FM.
8: Yankee candle scent: ?!
7: Perfume: Dolce Vita.
6: Flower: N-am.
5: Color: Black. 
4: Talk show host: Nu le am.
3: Comedian: Rowan Atkinson.
2: Dog breed: Ca Boo. Il stiti pe Boo?
1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Da, normal.

duminică, 13 ianuarie 2013

Chestiosenie speciala

Come on, Chuck, fucking forgive me if I made you angry or something.... Pretty please? Beautiful please? Gorgeous please? Sexy please? Ugly-for-me-ultrahot-for-you please? Huh... Darcy please? Four please?
Davidutzu' please? Vecinu' please? Robert Downey Jr. please? Nu stiu... Heath please?

EDIT: Neah, I'm not even sorry, but Puss in Boots is still cute.

joi, 10 ianuarie 2013

In response to this, because it's too long for a comment.

Sorry, Chuck. In my opinion, 4.7 is way too much. It's more like 5 for Four (Yes, I know I could have made a really good pun here, but now, 4 for Four is  just not right. He deserves the best.) and 1 for the effort of writing it. So 6. Divided by 2... 3 out of 5. No more. Really. I mean it's so... typical. It's really catchy. But it's predictable. Tris is not the most original character ever (See e.g. Katniss.). And as you said - Well, as I said. Well, as some girl on Goddreads said. - Tris is not even pretty and looks like a 12-year-old child, but Four, the hottest badass around who is perfect at everything he does, thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread. See e.g. Twilight. This brings us to the painful fact that Four isn't quite original either, but hey, that bloke is fucking brilliantasticadorabilicious. You know more on this subject, as I told you about me hugging the air in the middle of the night screaming stuff like "Tobias, manca-te-ar mama!". Yes, back then, which was two (?) days ago, I was still calling him Tobias. Tonight, Blanket helped me realise that I don't like the name. Well, the nickname also has a kinda... lame/strange source, but it's still better. Says the girl named after a search engine. And very succesful (Are grade de comparatie?) company. Oh, and you're right. The factions are just... NO.
May the Force be with you, I'm trying to convince Blanket to watch Star Wars. Bye.

Blue Screen of Death

Mda, nu prea am mai postat nimic, cel putin nu in ultimele zile. Dragalasul meu laptop continua sa dea Blue Screenuri, asa, intr-o veselie. Si stati sa vedeti ce dragalase si "user-friendly" le-au facut astia pentru Windows 8. Mai ca ti-ar veni sa le mananci, daca n-ar fi dusmanul numarul 1 al nervilor tai fragili. Da, stiu ca am schimat de la a doua plural la singular. Adica nu stiam, am vazut acum.
Uite bestia:

Apropo, imaginea e pozitionata asa prost pentru ca sunt pe minunata aplicatie Blogger pentru Android si dragutele de postari cam sunt in fuckin html sau ce-o fi asta. Pe blog pare sa arate ok, in previewul meu era dezastru.

duminică, 6 ianuarie 2013

Damn impressive

Mici mai suntem


Asta e Dada in toata pufosenia ei, cu o pufosenie chiar mai pufoasa in mana. S-ar putea sa nu-i placa cum am ales poza, da' asta-i viata, celelalte pe care le aveam sunt mai compromitatoare de felul lor si na, chestia asta e totusi publica. Locatia, daca nu ma insel: (Parcul) Crang, Buzau.
Deci ea e Dada. Sau Dadiii. Sau Anca. Banuiesc ca ar trebui sa ma opresc aici, ca oricum nu-si prea foloseste numele decat in situatii oficiale. In concluzie, i se zice Anca. 
E un fel de sora-mea pe viata, gen. Ne cunoastem  de vreo 10-11-12-13(?) ani. Si chiar daca avem gusturi diferite si ne certam ca maimutele toata ziua si se ia de mine ca sunt prea obsedata cu Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Hunger Games, Batman si chestii d-astea, iar eu fac misto de ea ca nu citeste foarte mult, tot Dadiii ramane. Si e Dadica mea preferata. I love you, Dada. Dada the best, fuck the rest. Si apropo, nu iubesc pe stii tu cine mai mult decat pe tine, doar ca avem mai multe interese comune. Mda, stiu ca remarca asta nu-si are locul in postare, da' hasta la vista. Prea multe nu sunt de spus... Asa ca, Dada, cum s-ar zice, esti smechera cu doi de "sm"!

sâmbătă, 5 ianuarie 2013


Dupa cum se poate vedea, nu e nici urma de postari cu pretenasi in zare. Am pana si un motiv bun pentru asta: Blue Screen of Death de vreo 20 de ori pe zi. Nu se poate face un asemenea "proiect grandios" in conditiile astea, nu? Alt motiv ar fi ca am treaba, citesc ficuri. Mi-a revenit obsesia cu Doctorasul si Master.
Deci ziceti voi ca nu-i dulce treaba asta (treburile de fapt).
Am gasit cu ocazia asta si continuarea la Out of Death, ceea ce m-a bagat intr-un fel de nostalgie profunda legata de vremurile cand Moffat mai prindea si el asa, cate-un episod, doua, trei si Doctoru' era pufosenia de David - Davidutzu' manca-l-ar mama - Tennant.

Gata, asta a fost ultima, stiu ca v-ati plictisit, da' ii ador pe astia doi. Poate maine incep cu Batman si Joker...

joi, 3 ianuarie 2013

Wrestling, frigidere si ventilatoare

Azi... am fost la ziua unei tanti care e prietena cu ai mei. Acolo: adulti, eu, un tip si un plod de 10 ani caruia ii place wrestling-ul.
Toate bune si frumoase, ne plictiseam si ne-am gandit sa facem misto de ala micu'. L-am intrebat noi frumos daca se uita la wrestling pe net. Normal ca pustiu', mare fan, se uita. Noi, asa, cu figuri uimite: "CUM?! Pe ce site? Redtube, Pornhub, xHamster?". El, cu o moaca inocenta: nu, ca nu stie siteurile alea. Am mai continuat noi ce-am continuat, insinuand ca piticul ar vrea sa se reproduca cu John Cena.
Dupa aia, cum schimbam canale la TV, incercand sa scapam de filmele romanesti, am dat de anime-ul ala facut dupa Iron Man. A inceput copilul sa se dea mare ca ii plac lui mult supereroii si ca ne poate raspunde la orice intrebare pe tema asta. Am intrebat ce-am intrebat si am aflat niste chestii uimitoare si unele mai putin uimitoare. De exemplu, Captain America a ajuns peste noapte boss de boss printre Razbunatori si, ca prin minune, Spiderman a aparut si el in film (DAFUQ?). Printre raspunsurile bune, Joker e dusmanu' lu' Batman, Hulk e verde... In schimb, the dwarf nu stia idiotenii elementare pentru unu' care se crede mare fan Marvel si DC. Ne-a informat solemn ca Robin e mare supererou, Peter Parker n-are saracu' nicio putere si ca pe Wolverine saracu' il cheama la originea lui Sandero (A se citi: Mi-am pus frumos niste cutite intre degete, à la creioanele de la scoala, si m-am dus sa-l intreb cine-i ala de are treburi d'alea si-l cheama ca pe-o Dacie.). Aaa, da, si habar n-a avut cum il cheama si ce stie sa faca "tipu' ala din X-men, chel, in scaun cu rotile, care a fost prieten cu unu' numa' bun de pus pe frigider (dupa care a inceput amicu' meu sa-i explice ca se gaseste in magazine si are doi poli; ce i-am facut lu' saracu' Erik/Magneto numa' noi stim.), care acel unu' are o casca misto, care ghici ce, il protejeaza de puterile lu' personaju' chel in cauza.". Ca na, de ce ai sti asa ceva?!
Punctul mai mult sau mai putin culminant a venit cand l-am lasat in pace cu eroii: "Ai vazut Pokemon?" "Cum sa nu?" "Zi si mie cinci pokemoni." "Il stiu doar pe Pikachu." *facepalm* "Da' la Star Wars te-ai uitat?" "Normal." "Ce culoare are Yoda?" "Verde, dah." "Da' pe fi'su lu' Darth Vader cum il cheama?" "Al cui?" "Al lu' Darth Vader." "Cine mai e si ala?" "Ala de zici ca vorbeste in ventilator." "CINE?!" "Ala in chestia neagra." "CINE?!" "Chel si fara maini si picioare. Are niste butonase zici ca-i dozator de suc." "Nu exista ala, mah."

marți, 1 ianuarie 2013


Happy New Year! Era o melodie legata de treaba asta, dar nu-mi vine numele acum, deci va las fara.